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Train Nirthiyittappol superstar prithiRaj: what tyre Panjarayo? Purath irangi nokya multistar sntosh pandit: no Tyrum Tubum Aro Adichu Maati rim mathrame ulu.

(Sevana varathinu paniyedukkathe irikyunna 3 boys nodu teacher) Raju nee arogyathinu enthanu kazhikyunnathu Raju: boost Teachr:enkil paniyeduku ninte boostinte Balam onnu kaanatte.... Ram neeyo..? Ram:Complan. Teahr:ninte complante balam kanatte Tintu neeyo,.? Tintu:- ' Musly power extra '!!!

Mind Blowing Fact: No matter whether guys r riding a 225cc karizma,a 220cc pulsar or a 350cc Enfield... Dey cannot overtake a beautiful girl On an 80cc scooty..

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Who are 'BOYS' ??? Boys are those wonderful creations of GOD... Avar narakathil ethiyaalum parayum... "aliya..... nokada kaalante molu..."

Boy secretly opens his Girl frnd's mbl to knw hw she saved his Num ?. Like Dear or Darling? He was shocked , his no: "Recharge CHETAN"

A bus full of housewives crashed & all died, husbands cried for a week. A man was still crying aftr 2 weeks. On asking why, he said, "My wife missed the bus.."

Wife:Look at dat Drunker Husband:Who is He? Wife:10Years Back,He Proposed Me&I Rejectd Him! Husband: oh My God,He s Still Celebrating..!

Dhridarashtrar comes to panjali's house with sweets. she was bathing. angerkku kannukaanillalo, she thought she called him to bathroom and gave a chair. After the bath she asked. "entha vishesham" "enthina sweets" Dhridarashtrar : " innale kannu operation ayirunnu. kazhcha kitti. athinte chelava"

Police Officer to a drunk Guy: "How high are you?" Drunk Guy: "No officer, thats wrong english, you should say, Hi! How are you?" ;-)

Dundu eat a tablet by cutng 2 edges y? 2 avoid side effects Bt tintumon said i eat d 2 edges only.. y? "Madyam" aarogyathinu haanikaram.

Orikkal njan karanju... Ente kannuneer aarum kandilla... Orikkal njan sankadappettu... Ente sankadam aarum kandilla... Orikkal njan santhoshichu... Ente santhosham aarum kandilla... Orikkal njan oru Baril keri... ATHU MAATHRAM SAKALA NAINTE MAKKALUM KANDU..!!! By TINTU mon.

Tintumon: kurachu divasam munpu ente achan kinatil veenu, orupadu pariku pati. Orupadu ocha vechu. Dundumol: ippam engane ondu? Tintu: ippam kuzhapamillenu thonunu. Innale muthal kinatil ninnu ocha onnum illa...;-)

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to Punjab & also save money.  He went to Punjab and made a local call.

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.

An Englishman and Santa were inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do you do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else?

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out