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WHO's GUILTY? Husband n wife are sleeping. Wife dreaming at nite, suddenly shouts "Quick, my husband is back..." Husband gets up & jumps out of the window!

ഭാര്യയെ ഹാപ്പി ആക്കാന്‍ ഭര്‍ത്താവ് സാരി വാങ്ങിച്ചു കൊടുക്കും. ഭര്‍ത്താവിനെ ഹാപ്പി ആക്കാന്‍ ഭാര്യയോ ? സാരി അഴിച്ചു കൊടുക്കും :(

ഭാര്യയുടെ ശവ സംസ്കാരം കഴിഞ്ഞു മടങ്ങുന്ന ഒരാള്‍, ആകാശത്ത് ഇടിയും മിന്നലും കണ്ടപ്പോള്‍ ഫ്രണ്ട് -നോട് പറഞ്ഞു "അവള്‍ അവിടെ എത്തിയെന്ന തോന്നുന്നത് .."

Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense !

Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense !

Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going though hell.

Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Man receives telegram: Wife deadshould be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Galfriends r like chocolates, Taste gud anytime. Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently. Wife r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

If u r married please ignore this MSG, For everyone else: Happy Independence Day

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.