Comedy Republic

C Program to Propose a girl #define Cute beautiful_ladymain() {goto college; scanf("100%",&ladies); if(lady ==Cute) line++; while( !reply ) { printf("I Love U"); scanf("100%",&reply); } if(reply == "GAALI") main(); /* go back and repeat the process */ else if(reply == "SANDAL ") exit(1); else if(reply == "I Love U") { lover =Cute ; love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover)); } goto restaurant; restaurant:{food++;smile++;pay->money = lover->money; return(college); } if(time==2.30) goto cinema; cinema:{watch++; if(intermission){coke++;Popecorn++;}} if(time ==6.00) goto park;

Applications 1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave. 2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "As I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.." 3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..." 4. From H.A.L. Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." 5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 O’clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" 6. An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever...