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Tintumon: aa pashu enthina karayunne.? Mom: athine kollan kondu pova.. Tintu: athre ulllo, bahalam kandappo njan karuthi schoolil kondu povanennu..!?

Wife  : Nammude makalkkoru boyfrnd undennu thonunnu! Hus:Enthey angane thonnan?! Wife: Eeyideyaayi aval recherge cheyyaan paisa chodikkunnilla !!

Tuttu:Ninte thalayilentha valiya murivu? Tintumon:wife undakiya payasam kollamennu paranju. athinu ulakka kondu adichatha. Tutu:athinu adichath enthina? Tintu:aval undakiyathu sambaranu polum..

Doctor: U and Ur wife have same blood group! Tintu: Athe. athu angane aavathirikkilla! Ithrem kollamayi ente raktham ootti kudikkunna yakshiya aval!

Man:- Among my 4 sons,3 are B.TECH.. Friend:- 4th? Man:-He didn't study..& bcame a daku (thief). Friend:- Y don't u throw him out? Man:- He's d only1 who earns!

Teacher: Vaccation divasanagalil neeyenthu cheytu? Tintumon: Oru divasam bike odichu. Teacher: Bakiyula divasamo.? Tintumon: Hospitalilayirunu.

Tintu's suicide note:- Enne valarthi valuthakiya ente ammakku thanks. Play school muthal enne ishtapedunna pinki molku ente tableil njan 2 gas mitai vachitundu. Pogo channelil oru cartoon polum kanan anuvadhikatha acha, I HATE U! Njan marikan pokunathinte karanam,pinki mole, athu neeyenkilum ariyanam. Ninakariyamo ente achanennu parayunna aa dushtan; ayal ente achan alla polum ayal ente "AMMAYUDE BHARTAVANENNU" ee satyam inu kalatha njan arinje.SO GUDBYE

A very naughty answr givn by a GIRL Whn asked: hw u feel whn sum1 givs u a flying Kiss..:-P? . . . GIRL: I Feel boyz r very Lazyy..!

Teacher: "pranayam pookale poleyanenn engane vivarikaam?" Tintu:'Rosa'pookkal kondu thudangi 'Chemparathi'poovil avasanikunna onnanu pranayam...

Pinkimol orkutil kerunath tin2nu ishtamala pinky: da tin2 e orkutil kerunathu engana? Tin2:adyam panchayath ofic'l karam adacha recieptumay poyi oru apeksha kodukukanam. apol 2 divasatinu shesham thahaseeldar oru  id'm paswrd'm tarum athu google'kark ayachu kodkanam. apol avaru parayum veedinte munnadharavumayi kochiyilula orkutinte officil pokan.2 gusetted officrs jamyam ninna mati.acnt okayay Pinki: itra cmplictd ano?orkutilek njanila Tin2noda kali....