Wife hinting to husband about buying a new sports car, says- ''dear, buy me something that goes from 0 to 80 in 3 seconds, when I'm on it''.
Husband gifted her with a weighing machine.....
The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: 'I'm sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.'
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