ഞാനിവിടെ മിക്സ് ചെയ്തു കൊള്ളാ - ക്രിസോസ്റ്റം തിരുമേനിയുടെ തമാശകൾ

C Program to Propose a girl
#define Cute beautiful_ladymain()
{goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute)
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);
}
if(reply == "GAALI")
main();

/* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);
else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:{food++;smile++;pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:{watch++;
if(intermission){coke++;Popecorn++;}}
if(time ==6.00)
goto park;