Comedy Republic

Tintu kadayil poyi ari medichu. blnce Rs.1 kiti Athu coin boxil itu ammaye vilichu chodichu: Rs.1 baki undu,njan SIPUP medichote?

Sir : :Sathyavum,viswasavum thammilula difrnce? Tin2:Sarinu Padipikanariyila ennath Sathyam,Aa satyam njangalkariyilla ennathu Sarinte viswasam.

Tchr:Mahabharatathile etavum valiya fool aara? Tintumon: it's Dusasanan Tchr:Y? Panchaliyude sari valichu valichu maduthu. Mandan onnu pokki nokiyal porayirunno

Echi vasu oru jockey jetti vangi... naadu muzhuvan mundu pokki jetti kaatti nadannu, veetil vannu petti thuranu... vasu njetty ? . . . jetti athaa pettiyill

A man was sleeping in his house. Suddenly, Yamadharmaraja appeared & said, "Go out & enjoy,nothing will happen 2 u for the next 10 years." He did so & met with an accident & died. In heaven, he asked Yama, "Y did u tel lie 2 me? "Yama replied, "SORRY MACHAN, MONTH END PRESSURE,HAVE TO ACHIEVE TARGET".

Train Signalil Nirthiyittappol Sardar'nte Wife: Entha Vandi Panjarayo? irangi nokiyee.." Sardar:Athalla, Tayarum Tubum Aaro Adichu Maatiyirikkunnu.

Reality shoyil Tintuvinodu judge:- Valare nannayi padi, pakshe idakku onnu randu sthalathu poyi alle? Tintu:- Athe, oru vazhipaadundaayirunnu. Guruvayoorum pazhaniyilum poyi! .

Yuvathi hotel bathroomil: "Daivame oli camera undavalle......!" Camera vechavan:"Daivame aarum kaanalle....!" Police: "Daivame clarity undavane Prarthikuvan Ororutharkum Ororo karanangal. "Cycle 3 in 1 Agarbathikal":-)

Teacher:- Vittupoya bhagam poorippikkuka. 1. Muttathe mullakku.... Tintu- Vellam ozhikkanam. Tchr: Venamenkil chakka... Tntu: Pachakkum thinnam. Tchr: Panathinu meethe... Tntu: Rubber band idanam. Tchr: Velukkan thechathu.. Tntu: Kazhuki kalayanam. Tchr: Mookkillaa rajyath.. Tintu:jaladosham kanilla

Wife hinting to husband about buying a new sports car, says- ''dear, buy me something that goes from 0 to 80 in 3 seconds, when I'm on it''. Husband gifted her with a weighing machine.....