Medical College Professor to a girl student :
"Which human body part expands 5 times its normal size...?"
Girl Student :
"Sir I can't answer this question,
it's too embarrassing...
Professor asked the same question to a Male Student.
Male Student :
"It's the Pupil of an human eye..."
Professor : "Correct."
Then Professor turned to the female student and said :
"Listen lady,
Not only your thinking is wrong
but
your expectations are also very high...5 times is too much"!!!
A sindhis wife was expecting & the baby was due any day.. The sindhi was very confident that it would be a boy & was looking forward to the delivery day.. As fate would have it, he was transferred to another city & had to go immediately.. Before going, he asked his father-in-law to send a telegram confirming the birth of his son.. But in order to avoid giving a party to his office colleagues, he asks his father -in-law to write "the clock has arrived" & he will understand that the son is born.. The D-day arrived. His wife delivered a cute little baby girl.. Now Sindhi's father-in-law didn't know what to do.. If he writes "The clock has arrived".. The son-in-law will think he has a son.. If he writes "The clock has not arrived".. The son-in-law will get worried that something serious has happened.. Being a very intelligent person, he finds a solution & sends the telegram.. Just read below, you will love it..😁 Son in law received...
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