One morning at a doctor's office patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him-"OK, what happened to your back?"

The patient replies " I work for a local night club.This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door
was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself very fast. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,
That’s how I strained my back."
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The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been
unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I
forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the
building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it a fridge fell on me."
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The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two Patients do..!! The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the
hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge and some one threw it from the 3rd floor"