Sardar called home from Mumabi
sardar : hello , who is there ?
Servant :  new servant of the house
sardar : what's your madam doing ?
servant : she is sleeping with her husband
sardar :  stupid, I am her husband calling from Mumbai. Thats someone else. Do one thing.. kill them both.
Servant went to bedroom and shot both...
servant : I killed them
Sardar : Good. Now throw the bodies in our swimming pool.
servant : But sir, there is no swimming pool in this house ...
Sardar : sorry ... wrong number.....!!!!