Its Performance, not Position that Counts

😀😃A Priest dies & is waiting in line at heavens gate.

Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

God to the guy : Who r u ?

Guy : I am Thrissur -Kozhikode Bus driver.

God : Take this gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven.

God to the Priest : Who r u ?

Priest : I am a priest & spent 40yrs preaching good to people.

God : Take this cotton robe and enter heaven.

Priest : God, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a gold & I spent all my life preaching good get cotton.

God : Results, my son, results.

While you preached, people slept, when he drove, people really prayed...

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The clock has arrived

A sindhis wife was expecting & the baby was due any day.. The sindhi was very confident that it would be a boy & was looking forward to the delivery day.. As fate would have it, he was transferred to another city & had to go immediately.. Before going, he asked his father-in-law to send a telegram confirming the birth of his son.. But in order to avoid giving a party to his office colleagues, he asks his father -in-law to write "the clock has arrived" & he will understand that the son is born.. The D-day arrived. His wife delivered a cute little baby girl.. Now Sindhi's father-in-law didn't know what to do.. If he writes "The clock has arrived".. The son-in-law will think he has a son.. If he writes "The clock has not arrived".. The son-in-law will get worried that something serious has happened.. Being a very intelligent person, he finds a solution & sends the telegram.. Just read below, you will love it..😁 Son in law received...

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