How much for a season pass

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:

"How much for a season pass?"

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The clock has arrived

A sindhis wife was expecting & the baby was due any day.. The sindhi was very confident that it would be a boy & was looking forward to the delivery day.. As fate would have it, he was transferred to another city & had to go immediately.. Before going, he asked his father-in-law to send a telegram confirming the birth of his son.. But in order to avoid giving a party to his office colleagues, he asks his father -in-law to write "the clock has arrived" & he will understand that the son is born.. The D-day arrived. His wife delivered a cute little baby girl.. Now Sindhi's father-in-law didn't know what to do.. If he writes "The clock has arrived".. The son-in-law will think he has a son.. If he writes "The clock has not arrived".. The son-in-law will get worried that something serious has happened.. Being a very intelligent person, he finds a solution & sends the telegram.. Just read below, you will love it..😁 Son in law received...

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