Wife at Kitchen

A wife was making a breakfast of fried
eggs for her husband. Suddenly her
husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more
butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.
Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get
MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're
cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your
mind? Don't forget to salt them.
You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him with anger.

"What the HELL IS WRONG with you? You think I DON'T KNOW how to fry a
couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly
replied, "I wanted
to show you what it feels like when I'm
driving!"