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Man ordered a cake

On wife's b'day, man ordered a cake on phone.
Salesman: Wat msg to put on d cake?
Man: Write "Getting older but U R getting better."
Salesman: kaise likhna hai msg?
Man: Well.. put "U R getting older" at the top and "but U R getting better" at d bottom.
When d cake was opened all guests were laughing at d msg.
It read: "You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom!"
Moral:- Don't order cakes over phone..

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