On wife's b'day, man ordered a cake on phone.
Salesman: Wat msg to put on d cake?
Man: Write "Getting older but U R getting better."
Salesman: kaise likhna hai msg?
Man: Well.. put "U R getting older" at the top and "but U R getting better" at d bottom.
When d cake was opened all guests were laughing at d msg.
It read: "You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom!"
Moral:- Don't order cakes over phone..
A sindhis wife was expecting & the baby was due any day.. The sindhi was very confident that it would be a boy & was looking forward to the delivery day.. As fate would have it, he was transferred to another city & had to go immediately.. Before going, he asked his father-in-law to send a telegram confirming the birth of his son.. But in order to avoid giving a party to his office colleagues, he asks his father -in-law to write "the clock has arrived" & he will understand that the son is born.. The D-day arrived. His wife delivered a cute little baby girl.. Now Sindhi's father-in-law didn't know what to do.. If he writes "The clock has arrived".. The son-in-law will think he has a son.. If he writes "The clock has not arrived".. The son-in-law will get worried that something serious has happened.. Being a very intelligent person, he finds a solution & sends the telegram.. Just read below, you will love it..😁 Son in law received...
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