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A Farmer buys a young Cock.
As soon as it comes Home, it rushes & fucks all
the 150 Hens. Farmer is impressed.
At lunch, the Cock again screws all 150 Hens,
Farmer gets tense now.
Next day, he finds Cock fucking the Ducks, Goose &
Parrot too.
Later, he finds the Cock lying Pale, half-dead &
Vultures circling over it's head.
Farmer Says: U Horny bastard u deserve this!
The Cock opens 1 eye, says: Sshhh! Don't shout,
let them land...!

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