Sardar rings a call centre:
My internet is not working properly

Officer:
Ok
Double click on "My computer"

Sardar:
I can't see ur computer

Officer:
No no
click on "My computer" on ur computer

Sardar:
How can I click on ur computer from my computer?

Officer:
listen
There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on ur computer
Ok
double click on it

Sardar:
what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..?

Officer:
Double click on ur computer

Sardar:
On which Icon i've to click

Officer:
"My Computer"

Sardar:
Oh Teri......Pagal insaan
Tell me where is ur office. I'll come there and click on ur "Computer."��