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Tin2mon Trivandrum 2 Kozhikottekku Busil kayari."Eranakulamethumbol vilichekkane" tintu conductorodu paranju. Bus kollathethiyapol Tin:"Ernklm aano"? Cndctr:"Alla" Cherthala ethiyapol Tin2:"Ekm aano"? Cndctr:(dheshyathode) "ethumbol parayam". Bus Ernklm vittu Thrisur ethi. Cndctr Tintuvine vilikkan Marannu Tin:"Ekm aano"? Cndctr:"Ayyo marannu poyi Ernklm kazhinju". Yathrakkar bahalam kootti. "Oru cheriya kuttiye rathri thonniya sthalathu irakkan pattilla Bus Ernkltheku thirichu. Cndctr:"mone Ernklm ethi" Tin:(Chaadi eneettu bag thurannu bread eduthu kazhichukond) "Ekm ethumbol kazhikkan Amma paranjatha...!!!

11 Sex Tips For Happy Married Life:1. Air-Condition Ur Room Properly.2. Spray Romantic Perfume, 3. Avoid Noises,4. Use Quality Condoms,5. Start Slowly With Gentle Kisses, 6. Always Prefer Wet Sex to Reduce Pain, 7. Have Sex For At Least Two Hours, 8. Fresh Up Ur Mouth Before Lip Kissing,9. Switch On Some Romantic Music, 10. Have Sex Regularly For Healthy Living And 11. Then Return Home in Time....!!!

A 2nd hand car ws being auctioned : 15 lac 18 lac 20 lac 22 lac 25 lac 28 lac 30 lac 1 onlooker ws surprised @ such high voltage auction 4 an old car ! He examined d car closely & found nothing of intrest or value. Shocked - He then asked 1 bidder : What is so great in this KHATARA car that u people r bidding so high ? Bidder replied : This car has been involved in 10 accidents n in each accident only d wife died !! This onlooker shouted : 40 lac=D

choolileku sound maati phone cheytha tin2: TIn2mon inn schoolil varilla,avanu paniya Mash :ithara villikunnadh . . . . Tin2:ente achana..

^Teacher: Nammal bike'il pokumbol Police kai Kaanichaal Enthu Cheyyum? Tintumon: Nammalo??!! Thallayude aagraham kollaallo..!!;-)

A boy was late 2 home Father: "Evide aayirunnu nee?" Boy: "Friendinte veettil" Suddenly Father called his 10friends. 5 answered "Yes,ivide vannirunnu." 3answered "Ippol poyathe ullu." 2 answered "Ivide undu uncle. Padikuva. Phone kodukano?" "THATS POWER OF FRNDSHIP"

Penkutty oru pattiyod:- "Ingane pala nirathilulla kunjungale prasavikkan engane saadhikkunnu..?" Patti :- "Thuniyillathe roadiloode onnu nadannu nokk....":)

Ambani : Njan ravile car eduth irangiyal, rathri ayalum ente pakuthi estate polum cover cheyyilla. Tintumon:Ente veetilum pandu ithupoloru potta car undayirunu

Tintu called up his sir... His wife pickd up d phone n said,"he died last week!" Nxt day agn,he cald! She tld hm once agn he s dead...! He cald hm d 3rd day n wife shoutd, "i tol u dat he died, thn,y do u keep n caln agn n agn??" . . . . . . . tintu replied- "KELKUMBOL ORU SUGHAM..."

A boy got a job in a girls hostel. After 2 months Owner asked: Why dint u come to take ur salary? Boy: entammo.. Shambalavum undo!! ;-)

18yr old girl got pregnant, Her crying Mother says: Who was that pig ? Call him! Half an hour later, a BMW stops in front of their house & a mature grey haired man in a vry expnsive suit, steps out, Man: Ur daughter has informd me the problm. Hwever I can't marry her, but if a girl is born, I offer 2 stores, a villa & 2 millions. If a boy born:then 2 factories & 5 millions but incase of miscarriage, Wht do u suggest I do ? Mom: Pl. Try again sir

Wife: Appurathe veetile Ramante molkku Maths'nu 99 mark kitti. Husband: Sho! baaki 1mark evide poyi? W: Ath nammude mon kondu vannittund.

Teacher: Vivaham kazhichayal VIVAHITHAN, Vivaham kazhikkathayal AVIVAHITHAN, Ennal vivaham theerumanichayale enthu vilikkum? Tintumon: "NERCHA KOZHI"

75 age aaya dambathikalk oru kutti janichu Tintumon kunjine kaanan poyi ennit paranju: "Kochu kallan achane pole thanne oru pallum illa"

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Pappu Nurse: Birth Date? Patient: 28 Feb 1985. Nurse: Married? Patient: No Car Accident!

Teacher: Lokathil ettavum kuduthal adichamarthapetta vargam ethanu..? Tintumon: POROTTA...!!!:-P

Tintu: custemr care alle? Ente aniyan Tuttu SIM Card vizhungi.! Girl : athinu nhangal enthu venam? Tintu: Avan samsarikkunnundu, Paisa Pokumo?

2Boys follow 2Girls Each girl tuk a rakhi,tied in their hands & said, "ini enthu cheyum Brothers" Boys:Aliya,U mary my sister,I mary Ur sister!

girl1:i am in love g2:who is he? g3:how does he look? g4:wat color? g5:how tall is he? g6:wat is he doing? g7:who r his frnds? g8:hw rich is he? After full inspection All d girls:be careful. He is a bad guy! g1: okay Now same situation boy1:i am in love b2:aliya kuppi b3:aliya kuppi b4:aliya kuppi b5:aliya kuppi b6:aliya kuppi b7:aliya kuppi b8:aliya kuppi

A girl dialed her own no: from her boyfriend's cell 2 c her name saved in list lik Doll/sweety. She was shocked 2 c.... . . . plumber sasi....

Madhyapichu vazhiyil irikkukayaayirunna titumonte aduthu koode oru Fire Engine maniyum adichu poyi.........,.Athu kandu tintumon athinte purake odan thudangi..... Avasanam oppam ethan pattathe thalarnna tintumon : poda Po ..Ingane poyal nite icecream oru pattiyum vagoola........

Aids awirnes Slogan of the year... Try different parts of the same women rather than the same part of the different women,....(issued in public interest)

Tintumon: Thavala erachi thinnal vannam vakkumo teacher. Teacher: yes. Tintumon: Appo enthu konda teacher NEERKOLI vannam vakkathe...?

Tintumon: Thavala erachi thinnal vannam vakkumo teacher. Teacher: yes. Tintumon: Appo enthu konda teacher NEERKOLI vannam vakkathe...?

Aids awirnes Slogan of the year... Try different parts of the same women rather than the same part of the different women,....(issued in public interest)

Schoolil puthuthayi vanna penkutty tintumonod-moothramozhikkunna sthalam onnu kanichutharamo...? . . Tin2- ambady kalli adyam nee kanikk.

One day God erased all my memory & asked,"do u remember any 1 now?" I told him ur name. God smiled & said, "Format cheythitum virus poyille!!!

One day God erased all my memory & asked,"do u remember any 1 now?" I told him ur name. God smiled & said, "Format cheythitum virus poyille!!!

Boy: njan ninaku valakal vangi kondu vannitundu.... Girl: chettan thanna ente kayyil ittu thanolu.... Boy: ithu nerathe arinjirunnenkil njan ninaku jatti vankiyane...!!

Girl: Nammude vivaham nadakkumo? Tintu: Veettukar sammathichal Girl: Veettil arokkeyund..? . . . Tintu: "Bharyayum 2 kuttikalum.."

2Boys follow 2Girls Each girl tuk a rakhi,tied in their hands & said, "ini enthu cheyum Brothers" Boys:Aliya,U mary my sister,I mary Ur sister!

Family story: Mom, Dad and Son(Hero) Son saw a girl,then loved her. Luckly she comes opp his house, he proposes her, Love goes smoothly. Dad saw son with girl -INTERVEL- Dad- who's that girl..? Son- I Love that girl & i wil marry her. Dad is shocked..!! Climax,; Dad- imposible, she's ur sister, u can't marry her. Son shocked..!! (TWIST IN STORY) Mom- don't worry son, I wil arange ur marriage,u r not his Son. Now Dad shockd. A film by tintu.

A very shy young man goes into a bar and saw a Beautiful Woman sitting alone.. After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask her, "Er.. Excuse me, but would you mind if I sat here beside you.?" She responds in a Loud voice: "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU..!" Everyone in the bar turns and stare at them. The young man is Surprised, Shocked and Embarrassed and goes back to his table.. After a few minutes the woman walks over to him Smiles, Apologizes and Says, "You see, I'm a Graduate Student in Psychology and I'm studying how people respond to Embarrassing Situations." The young man responds Loudly with, "WHAT..! THREE THOUSAND RUPEES.!! THAT'S TOO MUCH..!!

Doctor Tintumonod: "ninte oru kidney fail ayi...." Tintu adyam kure karanju....pinne kannu thudachu vikki.. vikki... chodichu... . . . 'Ethra Markinu...

"HANUMAN MALAYUMAAYI POKUNNA PHOTO KANDA RAVI MESTHIRI "AAREDA AA MIDUKKAN PANIKKAARAN, CHATTI ILLAATHE ALLE MANNU KONDU POKUNNATHU

Tin2mon: Thee golangal paanju vannalum, Kodumkaat veesiyadichalum njan nine swandamakkan varum. Girl:Nale varumo? Tin2mon: Nokatte mazhayillenkil varam..!

Tintumon's SILSILA SPOOF after examination. Sing this in the tune of SILSILA SONG.... Silsila hai silsila(2) Ente result kittiye Silsila hai silsila(2) Ittavanem pottiye Silsila hai silsila(2) Barilu poyittu theerunnilla,ente manassile dukhangal. Kumila polulla jeevithathil,examezhudhan neramilla. Barilum poyittu hai.hai(2) Barilum poyittu. Barilum poyittu theernilla,ente manasile dukhangal. Kumila polulla jeevithathil,exam ezhuthan neramilla. Ente result kittiye... Silsila hai silsila(2) Innu veetil melama... Silsila hai silsila(2) Kayyile result kanicha nerathu,mondakkum chandikkum thallu kitti. result paperu keeriyitte(2) Ente result kittiye... Silsila hai silsila(2) Ittavanem pottiye... Silsila hai silsila.

Man:"Last Night ur Window was open, I Enjoyed full Scene of you & your Wife.." SARDAR: "hehe! u have been Fooled, ! I was not at Home Last Night.."

Wife: Bhoomi kulukkam undu! veedu ippol veezhum! Sardar : Kidannu urangan nokk, nammude veedu allallo.. Nammal vaadakakkaaralle...

Club FM'lek vilichitu tin2: "hallo,eniku Rs.6000 adangiya oru purse kalanju kitiyitund,athil Soman Palarivattam, enna address undu.." RJ:"Gud boy,ningale pole satyasandhadha kanikunnavareyanu ennu nammude nadinavashyam, Tin2:"mole chakkare... njan vilichathe aa Somanu vendi oru sad song dedicate cheyyana.

Super Lovers! Girl:Ente purse roomil vechu marannu,ninte kayyil 1000rs undo valare urgenta. Boy:Inna 10rs,auto pidichu roomil chennu pursedutho":-) Boyz rokz

My name is Raju. Wen i was in delhi,people cal me rajuji... Wen i was in chennai,..people cal me raja... Wen i was in andhra,..people cal me rajadu.... Wen i was in mumbai...People call me raj... But wen i was at kerala the country fellows call me "da rayappo.... pooi" blady malayalees