Comedy Republic

*Dentist:* Your tooth is broken!! How did it happen?  *Man:* - Chapati which  my wife made was very hard, Doctor!  *Dentist:* If it was so hard, you should have refused to eat it....  *Man:* - That's what I did...!!!

Rita found her husband hanging in his bedroom this morning. There was a note on his bed which read, "I can't take the critism anymore." She quickly cut the rope, brought him down and managed to revive him. As her husband lay in her arms and slowly opened his eyes, she remarked, "That's NOT how you spell criticism my dear!!"

The Manager is one who gives *OLA / UBER* driver 5 rating in 30 min ride and even after working full year gives us 3.