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Tintumon: aa pashu enthina karayunne.? Mom: athine kollan kondu pova.. Tintu: athre ulllo, bahalam kandappo njan karuthi schoolil kondu povanennu..!?
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Wife  : Nammude makalkkoru boyfrnd undennu thonunnu! Hus:Enthey angane thonnan?! Wife: Eeyideyaayi aval recherge cheyyaan paisa chodikkunnilla !!
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Tuttu:Ninte thalayilentha valiya murivu? Tintumon:wife undakiya payasam kollamennu paranju. athinu ulakka kondu adichatha. Tutu:athinu adichath enthina? Tintu:aval undakiyathu sambaranu polum..
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Doctor: U and Ur wife have same blood group! Tintu: Athe. athu angane aavathirikkilla! Ithrem kollamayi ente raktham ootti kudikkunna yakshiya aval!
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Man:- Among my 4 sons,3 are B.TECH.. Friend:- 4th? Man:-He didn't study..& bcame a daku (thief). Friend:- Y don't u throw him out? Man:- He's d only1 who earns!
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Teacher: Vaccation divasanagalil neeyenthu cheytu? Tintumon: Oru divasam bike odichu. Teacher: Bakiyula divasamo.? Tintumon: Hospitalilayirunu.
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Tintu's suicide note:- Enne valarthi valuthakiya ente ammakku thanks. Play school muthal enne ishtapedunna pinki molku ente tableil njan 2 gas mitai vachitundu. Pogo channelil oru cartoon polum kanan anuvadhikatha acha, I HATE U! Njan marikan pokunathinte karanam,pinki mole, athu neeyenkilum ariyanam. Ninakariyamo ente achanennu parayunna aa dushtan; ayal ente achan alla polum ayal ente "AMMAYUDE BHARTAVANENNU" ee satyam inu kalatha njan arinje.SO GUDBYE
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A very naughty answr givn by a GIRL Whn asked: hw u feel whn sum1 givs u a flying Kiss..:-P? . . . GIRL: I Feel boyz r very Lazyy..!
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Teacher: "pranayam pookale poleyanenn engane vivarikaam?" Tintu:'Rosa'pookkal kondu thudangi 'Chemparathi'poovil avasanikunna onnanu pranayam...
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Pinkimol orkutil kerunath tin2nu ishtamala pinky: da tin2 e orkutil kerunathu engana? Tin2:adyam panchayath ofic'l karam adacha recieptumay poyi oru apeksha kodukukanam. apol 2 divasatinu shesham thahaseeldar oru  id'm paswrd'm tarum athu google'kark ayachu kodkanam. apol avaru parayum veedinte munnadharavumayi kochiyilula orkutinte officil pokan.2 gusetted officrs jamyam ninna mati.acnt okayay Pinki: itra cmplictd ano?orkutilek njanila Tin2noda kali....
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2 guys were in a jungle. They saw a hungry tiger. 1 of the guy tightened his shoe lace. The other 1 asked "Do u really think U can run faster than tiger?" He replied "I dont have 2 run faster than tiger, I just have 2 run faster than u !" COMPETITIVE WORLD Be careful :-)
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A Man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversry, & his Wife didnt speak 2 him for 6 mnths, why ? . . . . . . . . . That was the deal !!
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Man: God, i want to marry please give me a girl. God: if you are hindu i will give you AISHWARYA RAI, if you are muslim i will give you Sania, if you are christian i will give you Genilia, if you are punjabi i will give you KAREENA KAPOOR. Tell me your name. Man: MOHAMMAD JOSEPH SINGH GUPTA.
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Staf roomil Tchr: Ningalude mon Tchrmarod oru bahumanavum illa Amma: Njan e ketath sariyanoda? Tin2: illamme Ivalu chumma parayuva, alledi?!.! Good eveng
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A question asked In A Talent Test: 'If you are Married to one Of an "identical Twin Sisters" pair, How would you Recognize Your WIFE...?' . . . The Best Answer was . . . . . . . . - 'Why should I ....??'
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A detailed study of arranged & love marriage... . Arranged marriage: Engagement-15000 Invitation ltr-2000 Jewellery-15 lakh(100 povn) Dowery-1.5 lakh Reception-50000 Aftr mrg-15000 Total: Rs.1732000 . lov marg: Rgstn fee- 3 Thali-5000 Sakshikal-100 Officer-100 Total: verum 5203 Unaru upaboktave unaru...
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Phonil ithra pathukke aaroda samsarikunne? . Tin2: Sisterada.!! . Frnd: Pinnentha pathungunne? . . . . . Tin2 : Ninte... SisteraDa...
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Tintumonum Paandavarum thammil muttan kalipu. Oduvil tintumonte orey oru chodyathinu munpil, Orey oru velluviliku munpil panchapaandavar thottu poyi.. Enthanu aa velluvili?                                    "OTTA THANTHAKU PIRANNAVANMARANENKIL VADA"
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Pranayavm madhyapanavm thammilulla bandham enthanu?*Madhyam over ayal payyan vaaluvekkum.. *Pranayam over ayal pennu vaalu vekkum..
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YogaTchr:Adyam Nilath Kai Kuthi leg Mukalilot Poki Nilkuka,Enit Kai Arayil Vech Tala Kuthi Nikuka Tin2:Enit Pallu Nilatu Ninu vari Edukuka. . .
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Girl vomiting. Mother: "Yethu thendiyaadi avan?" Boy vomits, Mother: "Evidunnada thendi kudichathu?" Evideyum boys thendikal. Ithano democracy.?
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Son asks his Dad-Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?No idea, replied the Father- . . . . I am still paying for it !
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Husband: I have a problem at the office. Wife:after marriage, never say I hv a problem, say we hv a problem. Husband: Ok,WE are having a baby with my Secretary.
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Tchr:Lava undakunnath engane enna questionu nee enthoke vrithikeda e ezhuthi vachirikunnathu Tn2: athushery Lava aayirunno? Njan karuthi "Vava" aanennu
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Tintu;- Oru Pizza venam Waiter;- Spanish veno, Italian veno? Tintu:- Ethengilum kondu vaado. Enikku thinnaan aanu... Allathe athinodu samsarikkan alla...
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Tntu:Innale rathri njan toilet pogan mutathu irangiyapol munpil 1 'Puli' Frnd: Ennit? Ttu: Enitentha,Njan Puliyodu paranju "Chetan ozhicholu ente poyi"
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Tinumon's luv stry Jan1, njan avale noki. Feb1, aval enne noki. Mrch1, njan I Luv U paranju Nxt mnth, Avalum paranju I Luv U Calander nokiapol "APRIL 1"
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Tindumon: nammude kalakkedina mashinte methu current kambi potti veenath. Pinky: athentha?? Tindumon: ini paranjittentha..? aa nerathu power cut aayirunnu
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Tindumonte vivaha photo kandu Tindumonte makan : achante chiri kaanan enthu rasa. Achan Tindu : athayirunnu mone achante avasanathe chiri
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Tintu Blade Kondu Kaamukiyude Peru Kayyil Ezhuthi, 2 Minutinu Shesham Karachil Thudangi Sardar:-Enthu Patti? Tintu:-Spelling Thettiyedaa Pulle!
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Blousinde button azhinju poyathu nokiyirikunna tin2monodum frndnodum tchr:2 ennathineyum pidich purathakano? Tin2:ayyo venda tchr,ingane kandal mathi..Tin2 rocs
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Kamuki- Cheruppam muthale kavitha enteyoru weakness anu? Ninakko? Kamukan- Kavitha mathramalla avalude friendsum ente weakness aanu.
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Example Of Shock: Boy sittin wit His GF Saw A Guy's Photo In Her Bag & asked, Is he ur brother..? Girl Kissd D Photo & Said, No, Dats Me B4 Operation.. :-D!
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Example Of Shock: Boy sittin wit His GF Saw A Guy's Photo In Her Bag & asked, Is he ur brother..? Girl Kissd D Photo & Said, No, Dats Me B4 Operation.. :-D!
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If u give me 100 young boys I can change the nation. -SWAMI VIVEKANAND If u give me 100 young girls I can create another nation..! -Swami Tintuananda
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A girl's T-SHIRT had a picture of CAR MIROR.. guess.. wat was writen on it.? "objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear":->:-))
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Angry corporate Husband sent SMS to father-in-law.. "UR PRODUCT IS NOT MATCHINGTO MY REQUIREMENTS" Smart Father-in-law:sent reply "WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE."
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Sardar Was Awarded 2011 Nobel Prize For His New ?Theory Of Motion? Which States: ?Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.?
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