Comedy Republic

Train Nirthiyittappol superstar prithiRaj: what tyre Panjarayo? Purath irangi nokya multistar sntosh pandit: no Tyrum Tubum Aro Adichu Maati rim mathrame ulu.

(Sevana varathinu paniyedukkathe irikyunna 3 boys nodu teacher) Raju nee arogyathinu enthanu kazhikyunnathu Raju: boost Teachr:enkil paniyeduku ninte boostinte Balam onnu kaanatte.... Ram neeyo..? Ram:Complan. Teahr:ninte complante balam kanatte Tintu neeyo,.? Tintu:- ' Musly power extra '!!!

Mind Blowing Fact: No matter whether guys r riding a 225cc karizma,a 220cc pulsar or a 350cc Enfield... Dey cannot overtake a beautiful girl On an 80cc scooty..

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Who are 'BOYS' ??? Boys are those wonderful creations of GOD... Avar narakathil ethiyaalum parayum... "aliya..... nokada kaalante molu..."

Boy secretly opens his Girl frnd's mbl to knw hw she saved his Num ?. Like Dear or Darling? He was shocked , his no: "Recharge CHETAN"

A bus full of housewives crashed & all died, husbands cried for a week. A man was still crying aftr 2 weeks. On asking why, he said, "My wife missed the bus.."

Wife:Look at dat Drunker Husband:Who is He? Wife:10Years Back,He Proposed Me&I Rejectd Him! Husband: oh My God,He s Still Celebrating..!

Dhridarashtrar comes to panjali's house with sweets. she was bathing. angerkku kannukaanillalo, she thought she called him to bathroom and gave a chair. After the bath she asked. "entha vishesham" "enthina sweets" Dhridarashtrar : " innale kannu operation ayirunnu. kazhcha kitti. athinte chelava"

Police Officer to a drunk Guy: "How high are you?" Drunk Guy: "No officer, thats wrong english, you should say, Hi! How are you?" ;-)

Dundu eat a tablet by cutng 2 edges y? 2 avoid side effects Bt tintumon said i eat d 2 edges only.. y? "Madyam" aarogyathinu haanikaram.

Orikkal njan karanju... Ente kannuneer aarum kandilla... Orikkal njan sankadappettu... Ente sankadam aarum kandilla... Orikkal njan santhoshichu... Ente santhosham aarum kandilla... Orikkal njan oru Baril keri... ATHU MAATHRAM SAKALA NAINTE MAKKALUM KANDU..!!! By TINTU mon.

Tintumon: kurachu divasam munpu ente achan kinatil veenu, orupadu pariku pati. Orupadu ocha vechu. Dundumol: ippam engane ondu? Tintu: ippam kuzhapamillenu thonunu. Innale muthal kinatil ninnu ocha onnum illa...;-)

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to Punjab & also save money.  He went to Punjab and made a local call.

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.

An Englishman and Santa were inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do you do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else?

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out

Tintu kadayil poyi ari medichu. blnce Rs.1 kiti Athu coin boxil itu ammaye vilichu chodichu: Rs.1 baki undu,njan SIPUP medichote?

Sir : :Sathyavum,viswasavum thammilula difrnce? Tin2:Sarinu Padipikanariyila ennath Sathyam,Aa satyam njangalkariyilla ennathu Sarinte viswasam.

Tchr:Mahabharatathile etavum valiya fool aara? Tintumon: it's Dusasanan Tchr:Y? Panchaliyude sari valichu valichu maduthu. Mandan onnu pokki nokiyal porayirunno

Echi vasu oru jockey jetti vangi... naadu muzhuvan mundu pokki jetti kaatti nadannu, veetil vannu petti thuranu... vasu njetty ? . . . jetti athaa pettiyill

A man was sleeping in his house. Suddenly, Yamadharmaraja appeared & said, "Go out & enjoy,nothing will happen 2 u for the next 10 years." He did so & met with an accident & died. In heaven, he asked Yama, "Y did u tel lie 2 me? "Yama replied, "SORRY MACHAN, MONTH END PRESSURE,HAVE TO ACHIEVE TARGET".

Train Signalil Nirthiyittappol Sardar'nte Wife: Entha Vandi Panjarayo? irangi nokiyee.." Sardar:Athalla, Tayarum Tubum Aaro Adichu Maatiyirikkunnu.

Reality shoyil Tintuvinodu judge:- Valare nannayi padi, pakshe idakku onnu randu sthalathu poyi alle? Tintu:- Athe, oru vazhipaadundaayirunnu. Guruvayoorum pazhaniyilum poyi! .

Yuvathi hotel bathroomil: "Daivame oli camera undavalle......!" Camera vechavan:"Daivame aarum kaanalle....!" Police: "Daivame clarity undavane Prarthikuvan Ororutharkum Ororo karanangal. "Cycle 3 in 1 Agarbathikal":-)

Teacher:- Vittupoya bhagam poorippikkuka. 1. Muttathe mullakku.... Tintu- Vellam ozhikkanam. Tchr: Venamenkil chakka... Tntu: Pachakkum thinnam. Tchr: Panathinu meethe... Tntu: Rubber band idanam. Tchr: Velukkan thechathu.. Tntu: Kazhuki kalayanam. Tchr: Mookkillaa rajyath.. Tintu:jaladosham kanilla

Wife hinting to husband about buying a new sports car, says- ''dear, buy me something that goes from 0 to 80 in 3 seconds, when I'm on it''. Husband gifted her with a weighing machine.....

Teacher: Lokathil Eatavum kooduthal Adichamarthapetta varggam Ethanu? . . . Tintumon: POROTTA.!

Kallu Kudicha Tintumon Kallushappinte Vathilil Ezhuthi... "Madyam Manushyante Shathru..." "Shathruvine Snehikkuka" - Christhu.

KUTTIKAL CHEYYUNNA THETTUKAL IRUTTINE UNDAKKUNNU-SWAMI VIVEKANANDAN . . . IRUTTIL CHEYYUNNA THETTUKAL KUTTIKALE UNDAKKUNNU-TINTU MON.

50 kuttikaleum kondu trainil pokukayayirunnayalodu yathrakkaran: ithellam ningalude kuttikalano?..Ayal: alla njan condum factoryude owner anu..ithellam customers complaints:-)..@

Tintumon Mom wat is sex? Mom gets tensed but explains all to him. Tintu But Mom how do i write all that in this small box of the school application form..?!!

Salesman:-Which Soap do U Use? SARDAR:-Gopal Soap,Gopal Paste,Gopal Brush. Salesman:-Is Gopal An International Company? SARDAR:-No Gopal Is My Room Mate....!

Objection to Newton's gravitational law by the great TiNtuMoN "The last drop of mootram does not obey the force of gravity until u shake the sootram"

Tintu Made a call 2 Airport: How Long is d Journey 4m Cochi 2 TVM? Receptionist:15 Min Sir Tin2:Athreyullu.! Ennal Pinne Njan Nadanollam.

TINTU asked 1 Question and teacher got confused.. question was - BLACK is colour. WHITE is also a colour. But BLACk & WHITE TV is not COLOUR TV. WhY?

Sardar:Ninak ee cycle evidunnu kitty? Tintu-oru sundary penkutty cyclil vannu, enne vilichond oru valiya kattil kond poyi. Sardar:ennitt? Tin2:Aval, avalude dress muzhuvanum azhichu Ennittu paranhu ishtamullathedukkan Sardar:Nee enthu cheythu? Tin2:Nhan ee cycle eduthondu ponnu Sardar:Nannayi allengilum avalude dress ninakku cherilla

Dad found a Condom in Tintumons bedroom. He asked: Ee prayathil Condomo? Tintu-: Pinne njan enthu venam, ee prayathil achanavano.?;)

Lady: I need divorce. My husband is not active. Advocate: But your husband is a Kabady champion. Lady: That's the problem. He 'Touches' me and runs away !!

Bharya: Adutha 7 janmathilum ningalente bharthavakan njan prarthichu. Ningalo ? Tintumon: Ithente 7mathe janmamakane ennu prarthichu

Columbus vivaham kazhichirunnenkil ayal america kandu pidikkumayirunnilla. because thazhe parayunna questionsinu ellam ayalkku answer parayendi vannene... 1.ravile engotta? 2.enthinu? 3.entha pathivillathe ottaykku? 4.njanum koodi varatte? 5.eppo thirichu varum? 6.varumbol enikkenthu kondu varum? Oduvil columbus paranjene: pandaramadangan njanengum pokunnilla...

Tintu: njan kiss thanittu odipoyal nee enthu cheyum? Girl:eanthu cheyan..! car odikan ariyathavan horn adichittu odi poi ennu vicharikum...

Tintumon: aa pashu enthina karayunne.? Mom: athine kollan kondu pova.. Tintu: athre ulllo, bahalam kandappo njan karuthi schoolil kondu povanennu..!?

Tuttu:Ninte thalayilentha valiya murivu? Tintumon:wife undakiya payasam kollamennu paranju. athinu ulakka kondu adichatha. Tutu:athinu adichath enthina? Tintu:aval undakiyathu sambaranu polum..

Pinkimol orkutil kerunath tin2nu ishtamala pinky: da tin2 e orkutil kerunathu engana? Tin2:adyam panchayath ofic'l karam adacha recieptumay poyi oru apeksha kodukukanam. apol 2 divasatinu shesham thahaseeldar oru id'm paswrd'm tarum athu google'kark ayachu kodkanam. apol avaru parayum veedinte munnadharavumayi kochiyilula orkutinte officil pokan.2 gusetted officrs jamyam ninna mati.acnt okayay Pinki: itra cmplictd ano?orkutilek njanila Tin2noda kali....

2 guys were in a jungle. They saw a hungry tiger. 1 of the guy tightened his shoe lace. The other 1 asked "Do u really think U can run faster than tiger?" He replied "I dont have 2 run faster than tiger, I just have 2 run faster than u !" COMPETITIVE WORLD Be careful :-)

A question asked In A Talent Test: 'If you are Married to one Of an "identical Twin Sisters" pair, How would you Recognize Your WIFE...?' . . . The Best Answer was . . - 'Why should I ....??'

Tintumon: aa pashu enthina karayunne.? Mom: athine kollan kondu pova.. Tintu: athre ulllo, bahalam kandappo njan karuthi schoolil kondu povanennu..!?

Wife  : Nammude makalkkoru boyfrnd undennu thonunnu! Hus:Enthey angane thonnan?! Wife: Eeyideyaayi aval recherge cheyyaan paisa chodikkunnilla !!

Tuttu:Ninte thalayilentha valiya murivu? Tintumon:wife undakiya payasam kollamennu paranju. athinu ulakka kondu adichatha. Tutu:athinu adichath enthina? Tintu:aval undakiyathu sambaranu polum..

Doctor: U and Ur wife have same blood group! Tintu: Athe. athu angane aavathirikkilla! Ithrem kollamayi ente raktham ootti kudikkunna yakshiya aval!

Man:- Among my 4 sons,3 are B.TECH.. Friend:- 4th? Man:-He didn't study..& bcame a daku (thief). Friend:- Y don't u throw him out? Man:- He's d only1 who earns!

Teacher: Vaccation divasanagalil neeyenthu cheytu? Tintumon: Oru divasam bike odichu. Teacher: Bakiyula divasamo.? Tintumon: Hospitalilayirunu.

Tintu's suicide note:- Enne valarthi valuthakiya ente ammakku thanks. Play school muthal enne ishtapedunna pinki molku ente tableil njan 2 gas mitai vachitundu. Pogo channelil oru cartoon polum kanan anuvadhikatha acha, I HATE U! Njan marikan pokunathinte karanam,pinki mole, athu neeyenkilum ariyanam. Ninakariyamo ente achanennu parayunna aa dushtan; ayal ente achan alla polum ayal ente "AMMAYUDE BHARTAVANENNU" ee satyam inu kalatha njan arinje.SO GUDBYE

A very naughty answr givn by a GIRL Whn asked: hw u feel whn sum1 givs u a flying Kiss..:-P? . . . GIRL: I Feel boyz r very Lazyy..!

Teacher: "pranayam pookale poleyanenn engane vivarikaam?" Tintu:'Rosa'pookkal kondu thudangi 'Chemparathi'poovil avasanikunna onnanu pranayam...

Pinkimol orkutil kerunath tin2nu ishtamala pinky: da tin2 e orkutil kerunathu engana? Tin2:adyam panchayath ofic'l karam adacha recieptumay poyi oru apeksha kodukukanam. apol 2 divasatinu shesham thahaseeldar oru  id'm paswrd'm tarum athu google'kark ayachu kodkanam. apol avaru parayum veedinte munnadharavumayi kochiyilula orkutinte officil pokan.2 gusetted officrs jamyam ninna mati.acnt okayay Pinki: itra cmplictd ano?orkutilek njanila Tin2noda kali....

Tintuvinte bharya prasavichu Nurse: oru kuppi chora venam Tintu:aval prasavichatu drakkulaye aano!

2 guys were in a jungle. They saw a hungry tiger. 1 of the guy tightened his shoe lace. The other 1 asked "Do u really think U can run faster than tiger?" He replied "I dont have 2 run faster than tiger, I just have 2 run faster than u !" COMPETITIVE WORLD Be careful :-)

A Man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversry, & his Wife didnt speak 2 him for 6 mnths, why ? . . . . . . . . . That was the deal !!

Man: God, i want to marry please give me a girl. God: if you are hindu i will give you AISHWARYA RAI, if you are muslim i will give you Sania, if you are christian i will give you Genilia, if you are punjabi i will give you KAREENA KAPOOR. Tell me your name. Man: MOHAMMAD JOSEPH SINGH GUPTA.

Staf roomil Tchr: Ningalude mon Tchrmarod oru bahumanavum illa Amma: Njan e ketath sariyanoda? Tin2: illamme Ivalu chumma parayuva, alledi?!.! Good eveng

A question asked In A Talent Test: 'If you are Married to one Of an "identical Twin Sisters" pair, How would you Recognize Your WIFE...?' . . . The Best Answer was . . . . . . . . - 'Why should I ....??'

A detailed study of arranged & love marriage... . Arranged marriage: Engagement-15000 Invitation ltr-2000 Jewellery-15 lakh(100 povn) Dowery-1.5 lakh Reception-50000 Aftr mrg-15000 Total: Rs.1732000 . lov marg: Rgstn fee- 3 Thali-5000 Sakshikal-100 Officer-100 Total: verum 5203 Unaru upaboktave unaru...

Phonil ithra pathukke aaroda samsarikunne? . Tin2: Sisterada.!! . Frnd: Pinnentha pathungunne? . . . . . Tin2 : Ninte... SisteraDa...

Tintumonum Paandavarum thammil muttan kalipu. Oduvil tintumonte orey oru chodyathinu munpil, Orey oru velluviliku munpil panchapaandavar thottu poyi.. Enthanu aa velluvili?                                    "OTTA THANTHAKU PIRANNAVANMARANENKIL VADA"

Pranayavm madhyapanavm thammilulla bandham enthanu?*Madhyam over ayal payyan vaaluvekkum.. *Pranayam over ayal pennu vaalu vekkum..

YogaTchr:Adyam Nilath Kai Kuthi leg Mukalilot Poki Nilkuka,Enit Kai Arayil Vech Tala Kuthi Nikuka Tin2:Enit Pallu Nilatu Ninu vari Edukuka. . .

Girl vomiting. Mother: "Yethu thendiyaadi avan?" Boy vomits, Mother: "Evidunnada thendi kudichathu?" Evideyum boys thendikal. Ithano democracy.?

Son asks his Dad-Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?No idea, replied the Father- . . . . I am still paying for it !

Husband: I have a problem at the office. Wife:after marriage, never say I hv a problem, say we hv a problem. Husband: Ok,WE are having a baby with my Secretary.

Tchr:Lava undakunnath engane enna questionu nee enthoke vrithikeda e ezhuthi vachirikunnathu Tn2: athushery Lava aayirunno? Njan karuthi "Vava" aanennu

Tintu driver aya Car Accident ayi.    Police: Enganeya Accident Undaye? Tintu: Enikkaryilla, Njan Uranguvayirunnu.!

Tintu;- Oru Pizza venam Waiter;- Spanish veno, Italian veno? Tintu:- Ethengilum kondu vaado. Enikku thinnaan aanu... Allathe athinodu samsarikkan alla...

Tntu:Innale rathri njan toilet pogan mutathu irangiyapol munpil 1 'Puli' Frnd: Ennit? Ttu: Enitentha,Njan Puliyodu paranju "Chetan ozhicholu ente poyi"

Tinumon's luv stry Jan1, njan avale noki. Feb1, aval enne noki. Mrch1, njan I Luv U paranju Nxt mnth, Avalum paranju I Luv U Calander nokiapol "APRIL 1"

Tindumon: nammude kalakkedina mashinte methu current kambi potti veenath. Pinky: athentha?? Tindumon: ini paranjittentha..? aa nerathu power cut aayirunnu

Tindumonte vivaha photo kandu Tindumonte makan : achante chiri kaanan enthu rasa. Achan Tindu : athayirunnu mone achante avasanathe chiri

Tintu Blade Kondu Kaamukiyude Peru Kayyil Ezhuthi, 2 Minutinu Shesham Karachil Thudangi Sardar:-Enthu Patti? Tintu:-Spelling Thettiyedaa Pulle!

Blousinde button azhinju poyathu nokiyirikunna tin2monodum frndnodum tchr:2 ennathineyum pidich purathakano? Tin2:ayyo venda tchr,ingane kandal mathi..Tin2 rocs

Kamuki- Cheruppam muthale kavitha enteyoru weakness anu? Ninakko? Kamukan- Kavitha mathramalla avalude friendsum ente weakness aanu.

Example Of Shock: Boy sittin wit His GF Saw A Guy's Photo In Her Bag & asked, Is he ur brother..? Girl Kissd D Photo & Said, No, Dats Me B4 Operation.. :-D!

Example Of Shock: Boy sittin wit His GF Saw A Guy's Photo In Her Bag & asked, Is he ur brother..? Girl Kissd D Photo & Said, No, Dats Me B4 Operation.. :-D!

If u give me 100 young boys I can change the nation. -SWAMI VIVEKANAND If u give me 100 young girls I can create another nation..! -Swami Tintuananda

A girl's T-SHIRT had a picture of CAR MIROR.. guess.. wat was writen on it.? "objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear":->:-))

Angry corporate Husband sent SMS to father-in-law.. "UR PRODUCT IS NOT MATCHINGTO MY REQUIREMENTS" Smart Father-in-law:sent reply "WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE."

Sardar Was Awarded 2011 Nobel Prize For His New ?Theory Of Motion? Which States: ?Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.?