Comedy Republic

A man was sleeping in his house. Suddenly, Yamadharmaraja appeared & said, "Go out & enjoy,nothing will happen 2 u for the next 10 years." He did so & met with an accident & died. In heaven, he asked Yama, "Y did u tel lie 2 me? "Yama replied, "SORRY MACHAN, MONTH END PRESSURE,HAVE TO ACHIEVE TARGET".

Train Signalil Nirthiyittappol Sardar'nte Wife: Entha Vandi Panjarayo? irangi nokiyee.." Sardar:Athalla, Tayarum Tubum Aaro Adichu Maatiyirikkunnu.

Reality shoyil Tintuvinodu judge:- Valare nannayi padi, pakshe idakku onnu randu sthalathu poyi alle? Tintu:- Athe, oru vazhipaadundaayirunnu. Guruvayoorum pazhaniyilum poyi! .

Yuvathi hotel bathroomil: "Daivame oli camera undavalle......!" Camera vechavan:"Daivame aarum kaanalle....!" Police: "Daivame clarity undavane Prarthikuvan Ororutharkum Ororo karanangal. "Cycle 3 in 1 Agarbathikal":-)

Teacher:- Vittupoya bhagam poorippikkuka. 1. Muttathe mullakku.... Tintu- Vellam ozhikkanam. Tchr: Venamenkil chakka... Tntu: Pachakkum thinnam. Tchr: Panathinu meethe... Tntu: Rubber band idanam. Tchr: Velukkan thechathu.. Tntu: Kazhuki kalayanam. Tchr: Mookkillaa rajyath.. Tintu:jaladosham kanilla

Wife hinting to husband about buying a new sports car, says- ''dear, buy me something that goes from 0 to 80 in 3 seconds, when I'm on it''. Husband gifted her with a weighing machine.....

Teacher: Lokathil Eatavum kooduthal Adichamarthapetta varggam Ethanu? . . . Tintumon: POROTTA.!

Kallu Kudicha Tintumon Kallushappinte Vathilil Ezhuthi... "Madyam Manushyante Shathru..." "Shathruvine Snehikkuka" - Christhu.

KUTTIKAL CHEYYUNNA THETTUKAL IRUTTINE UNDAKKUNNU-SWAMI VIVEKANANDAN . . . IRUTTIL CHEYYUNNA THETTUKAL KUTTIKALE UNDAKKUNNU-TINTU MON.

50 kuttikaleum kondu trainil pokukayayirunnayalodu yathrakkaran: ithellam ningalude kuttikalano?..Ayal: alla njan condum factoryude owner anu..ithellam customers complaints:-)..@

Tintumon Mom wat is sex? Mom gets tensed but explains all to him. Tintu But Mom how do i write all that in this small box of the school application form..?!!

Salesman:-Which Soap do U Use? SARDAR:-Gopal Soap,Gopal Paste,Gopal Brush. Salesman:-Is Gopal An International Company? SARDAR:-No Gopal Is My Room Mate....!

Objection to Newton's gravitational law by the great TiNtuMoN "The last drop of mootram does not obey the force of gravity until u shake the sootram"

Tintu Made a call 2 Airport: How Long is d Journey 4m Cochi 2 TVM? Receptionist:15 Min Sir Tin2:Athreyullu.! Ennal Pinne Njan Nadanollam.

TINTU asked 1 Question and teacher got confused.. question was - BLACK is colour. WHITE is also a colour. But BLACk & WHITE TV is not COLOUR TV. WhY?

Sardar:Ninak ee cycle evidunnu kitty? Tintu-oru sundary penkutty cyclil vannu, enne vilichond oru valiya kattil kond poyi. Sardar:ennitt? Tin2:Aval, avalude dress muzhuvanum azhichu Ennittu paranhu ishtamullathedukkan Sardar:Nee enthu cheythu? Tin2:Nhan ee cycle eduthondu ponnu Sardar:Nannayi allengilum avalude dress ninakku cherilla

Dad found a Condom in Tintumons bedroom. He asked: Ee prayathil Condomo? Tintu-: Pinne njan enthu venam, ee prayathil achanavano.?;)

Lady: I need divorce. My husband is not active. Advocate: But your husband is a Kabady champion. Lady: That's the problem. He 'Touches' me and runs away !!

Bharya: Adutha 7 janmathilum ningalente bharthavakan njan prarthichu. Ningalo ? Tintumon: Ithente 7mathe janmamakane ennu prarthichu

Columbus vivaham kazhichirunnenkil ayal america kandu pidikkumayirunnilla. because thazhe parayunna questionsinu ellam ayalkku answer parayendi vannene... 1.ravile engotta? 2.enthinu? 3.entha pathivillathe ottaykku? 4.njanum koodi varatte? 5.eppo thirichu varum? 6.varumbol enikkenthu kondu varum? Oduvil columbus paranjene: pandaramadangan njanengum pokunnilla...

Tintu: njan kiss thanittu odipoyal nee enthu cheyum? Girl:eanthu cheyan..! car odikan ariyathavan horn adichittu odi poi ennu vicharikum...

Tintumon: aa pashu enthina karayunne.? Mom: athine kollan kondu pova.. Tintu: athre ulllo, bahalam kandappo njan karuthi schoolil kondu povanennu..!?

Tuttu:Ninte thalayilentha valiya murivu? Tintumon:wife undakiya payasam kollamennu paranju. athinu ulakka kondu adichatha. Tutu:athinu adichath enthina? Tintu:aval undakiyathu sambaranu polum..

Pinkimol orkutil kerunath tin2nu ishtamala pinky: da tin2 e orkutil kerunathu engana? Tin2:adyam panchayath ofic'l karam adacha recieptumay poyi oru apeksha kodukukanam. apol 2 divasatinu shesham thahaseeldar oru id'm paswrd'm tarum athu google'kark ayachu kodkanam. apol avaru parayum veedinte munnadharavumayi kochiyilula orkutinte officil pokan.2 gusetted officrs jamyam ninna mati.acnt okayay Pinki: itra cmplictd ano?orkutilek njanila Tin2noda kali....

2 guys were in a jungle. They saw a hungry tiger. 1 of the guy tightened his shoe lace. The other 1 asked "Do u really think U can run faster than tiger?" He replied "I dont have 2 run faster than tiger, I just have 2 run faster than u !" COMPETITIVE WORLD Be careful :-)

A question asked In A Talent Test: 'If you are Married to one Of an "identical Twin Sisters" pair, How would you Recognize Your WIFE...?' . . . The Best Answer was . . - 'Why should I ....??'