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# Sign on a railway station at Patna:Aana free, jaana free,pakde gaye to khana free.
# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.She may be your grandmother!
# Seen on a bulletin board:Success is relativeMore the success, more the relatives.
# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:we need your heads to run our business.
# A traffic slogan:Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else theynever will be...
#THE BEST ONE:Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizationsIt's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and God."- Indian Armed Forces
This is sure to make u smileEk bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do.Sahab - tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.Bhikari - abe tere ek rupiye ke liye kya office khol lu Kya!

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